Character

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle. 
BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye. 

CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 
COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out. 
EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 
HANDKERCHIEF:Cold Storage. 
INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 
MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better. 
RAISIN:A grape with a sunburn. 
SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time. 
SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 
TOOTHACHE: 
The pain that drives you to extraction. 
TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 
YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed. 


And MY Personal Favorite!
WRINKLES:Something other people have, 
Similar to my character line