Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Woman

It is a man's world!
Woman Way 1
 Woman Way 2
 Woman Way 3
 Woman Way 4
 Man Way 1
 Man Way 2
 Man Way 3
 Man Way 4

Monday, October 24, 2011

Spirit

This is a Jim's Gem that means, please share it.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Friday, October 21, 2011

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Character


These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
 
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye. 

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage. 
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better. 
RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn. 
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time. 
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 
TOOTHACHE: 
The pain that drives you to extraction.
 
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed. 


And MY Personal Favorite!

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, 
Similar to my character line

Redneck


Polls

Senator Contact  If you have parents you will either have to take care of them, put them in old folks homes or put them down like you would a dog. Trust me on this one. I know.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Shit

What is your favorite shit?

Prompter


Obama12


2012
Billy --

If you've been able to sit through any of the Republican presidential debates so far, I commend you for your patience and commitment to the President.

With all the talk about "class warfare," "Obamacare," "9-9-9," and how Social Security is a "Ponzi scheme," the Republican candidates have tended to leave very little time to discuss constructive solutions to the actual challenges facing our country.

Well, there's another Republican debate tonight in Las Vegas. And if we can't convince the candidates to talk about jobs or how to provide economic security for the middle class, we can hold them accountable for what they choose to talk about instead.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Winter



The old Farmer's Almanac is predicting a very cold winter.
It must be true because the squirrels are gathering NUTS.
Three of my friends have disappeared....
Are you okay?

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Domestic

PRESIDENT OBAMA ISSUES DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AWARENESS MONTH PROCLAMATION

Today, President Obama issued a presidential proclamation declaring October 2011 as Domestic Violence Awareness Month and urging Americans to speak out against domestic violence. President Obama specifically mentioned The Hotline as a resource to help victims and survivors. Please read the excerpt below, and find the entire proclamation on whitehouse.gov:
During Domestic Violence Awareness Month, we recognize the significant achievements we have made in reducing domestic violence in America, and we recommit ourselves to the important work still before us.  Despite tremendous progress, an average of three women in America die as a result of domestic violence each day.  One in four women and one in thirteen men will experience domestic violence in their lifetime.  These statistics are even more sobering when we consider that domestic violence often goes unreported.
The ramifications of domestic violence are staggering.  Young women are among the most vulnerable, suffering the highest rates of intimate partner violence.  Exposure to domestic violence puts our young men and women in danger of long-term physical, psychological, and emotional harm.  Children who experience domestic violence are at a higher risk for failure in school, emotional disorders, and substance abuse, and are more likely to perpetuate the cycle of violence themselves later in life.

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This is a serious problem in America, guess it always has been.
I remember it from my childhood, 70 years ago.
It seems to me with our knowledge today and medical 
help and support that something could improve this
declension of our modern socialistic life styles.
It is a situation that most of us just will 
not get involved in and that is a 
shame because a good ass
whipping would put
a stop to it!  

Do you need help? 


When I was married, my wife got mad at me once, I thought she had forgotten about it 
when she made me my favorite chocolate cake. Little did I know that the chocolate icing had a lot of ex lax in it. I wonder, was that domestic violence. I know one thing my asshold sure felt abused.
Billy+-*!

Drones

Analysts are divided as to how the U.S. should respond to the evolving Iranian crisis.
The best strategy is to do nothing. Hillary Clinton implied as much when she put off the question of negotiating with Iran.
Some argue that this allows Iran to inch closer to a bomb.
Mr. Obumer has no new strategic thinking on Iran. He vaguely remembers a promise from him to offer the country the carrot of diplomacy---followed by his empty threats of sanctions down the road.
Three clocks are ticking for the rattled rulers of Iran.
One clock a year or so away, when the country's scientists gain the capacity to produce a nuclear weapon.
A second counts the time until a September deadline, set by President Obama, for Tehran to respond to an offer of talks on the nuclear issue or face a stern response.
The third, protest over the last election.
We have spent all this money to make these unmanned war birds 
and I wonder "For What" I say use them.










Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Monday, October 10, 2011

Roy Rogers


Big Ben

LONDON — British landmark Big Ben is leaning to such an extent that the tilt can now be observed with 
the naked eye, according to a report commissioned by London Underground and the Parliamentary Estates Department.
The 314-feet-high clock tower of the Houses of Parliament — known colloquially as Big Ben, the name of the great bell it houses — is sinking unevenly into the ground, causing it to lean toward the northwest.
"The tilt is now just about visible. You can see it if you stand on Parliament Square and look east, toward the river. I have heard tourists there taking photographs saying 'I don't think it is quite vertical' — and they are quite right," emeritus professor and senior research investigator at Imperial College, London, 
John Burland, told the Sunday Telegraph.
The level of the tilt has accelerated since 2003, increasing to 0.9 mm a year, compared to the long-term average rate of 0.65 mm a year, the report revealed.
These levels are not considered to be unsafe.
"If it started greater acceleration, we would have to look at doing something but I don't think we need to do anything for a few years yet," Burland said.
Years of underground developments have contributed to the clock tower's tilt, according to the report.
This includes the construction of an underground car park in the early 70s and an extension of the 

London Underground Jubilee Line, as well as changes in ground conditions.
The tilt has resulted in the formation of cracks in the walls and ceilings of parts of the House of Commons, including the Minister's Wing.
The Palace of Westminster, also known as the Houses of Parliament, is the site of Britain's House of Lords and the House of Commons.
The construction of the great clock tower was completed in 1858.
[source Reuters]

America?

I ran across this on Face Book and I admit that at first I did chuckle and maybe our political leaders have caused the rest of the world to view us this way, but then I got to thinking. What the hell would the world be like were it not for America.
So, I aint got nothing to do today but play on this computer and I would like to share my opinion on this matter.
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Here is what I made to answer this graphic image with!
I still think America is number one and that is by GODS Grace.
Thank you Father for letting me be an American.
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The World without America.

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Hell yes Americans will do it.


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After all Americans have done it before and do it every day!

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Americans are doing it right now.

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Now I did not mention our friends down under, so if you want to 
get the devil slapped out of you go down there and 
start fucking with them.

This has been a Jim's Gem Production and I like it.
Billy+~*
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