If I were your leader

 If I were your leader

I would close down every American base over seas, then turn on all our nukes and just dare another nation to even think about harming an American, bring every soldier home and place them along all our borders and at every port of entry, two deep and every American under 40 would have to serve one year in uniform (drafted). I would make it mandatory that every American own a 12 gauge shotgun and a King James Bible.

Every prisoner serving a sentence would be chained together and out cleaning up America. Every politician would be hanged and we would just start over. Any person who could not say the pledge of allegiance with the words "Under God" would be tarred and feathered. Any person owning a foreign made product would be taxed to death. No one could afford to pay the taxes on it. This nation was founded on Christianity, if one could not pray to God the Father of Abraham, they would be exiled or shot on the city square. Lawyers would be shot on sight. Judges could have a choice, put on a space ship and sent to outer space or sent out to sea and sank. Any one harming and child, an old person or animal would be buried alive. Any person not showing absolute reverence to our flag would be dragged across Texas behind a horse. And any nation would be bulldozed flat and planted in poppy seed.
Vote for Me.
Billy