Monday, July 6, 2009

Cole's Courting Service

 
Join our senior citizens dreaming for a date club-current number of members one.
So girls line up and sign up for the senior dream of your life or nightmare.
Gentleman Jim, is educated far beyond his intelligency.
Speaks Deep South southern drawl.
Retired with no income.
Dog has no bugs.
Likes scrambled eggs with toast and banner sausage.
Chews Levi Garrett.
Richard Petty and Dolphins Fan.
Loves the Opera and classic country but goes to sleep during concerts.
Perfers budwieser in long neck bottle, Whiskey from the bottle.
Smokes cheap cigars. Goes to church, but can't sing in the choir, voice too bad.
Jim is looking to hook up with some rich woman. Short, fat, pretty, ugly, none of that stuff don't matter
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Friend

Sometimes in life,
you find a special friend;

Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.

Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;

Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.

Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.

This is Forever Friendship.

This is the sacred RED
ROSE..