Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Bear Country

This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country's wildlife!
The photo captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife.

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party, as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This photo is of a Democratic black bear in Montana nicknamed . . .Bearack Obearma.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Subject: Can you solve this puzzle?
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?



* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *

Friday, July 17, 2009

Sam Houston

General Sam Houston and his Texas Army defeat the Mexicans at the battle of San Jacinto, led by Houstons's famous war cry, "Remember the ...... shit, you know the-- ah crap, it's like that big fort thing in San Antonio! Remember?!! What's it called?!!! Lotta us died there and everthing.. The bagdadless, yea that's it. Or was it Ladinstienski.

Obama Care

Our new health care plan is in force-enjoy.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

No more GOD


The nation's largest group of atheists and agnostics filed a lawsuit Tuesday seeking to block an architect from engraving "In God We Trust" and the Pledge of Allegiance at the Capitol Visitor Center in Washington.
So what are we "The Other People" going to do about this?
Nothing! Nothing at all!
Oh, just like me we will write our little blogs, and type our little fingers off and flap our gums. But just like me nothing else.
We don't want to make waves.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

That other wall

The mexican president signed the controversial border wall bill into law. The wall, concieved as a way to stop millions of American assholes from entering Mexico each year has spurred nearly a decade of political debate. Construction is set to begin next month in Tiajuana, where each year many drunken, belligerant Abercrombie wearing assholes enter the country through boder checkpoints.
One local merchant complains " The Americans go around drunk and piss in the streets, and then they laugh so hard about it they shit themselfs and that stuff stinks. But others say it will hurt the local economy, many say these assholes do not assimilate to Mexican culture. If you ask one of those assholes who is the president of Mexico?" Almost 75% will say "Speedy Gonzales'

Friday, July 10, 2009

find peace and happiness

There are people who will do anything to find peace and happiness in a world that seems to have gone insane. Nothing seems to make sense to them anymore. Many of the people that are their heroes, and many of the people that they think are at the top, are really searching their hearts for meaning and contentment. They won't find it in popularity. They won't find it in adulation. They won't find it in money. They won't find it in some other philosophy. But, they will find it in Jesus Christ, and so can you.

A helping hand

I have always been the type to lend a helping hand, rarely do I ever pass up a disable stranger broken down on the highway.
I have helped people in trouble all my life, during that time I have met a couple of strange hitch hikers that I got rid of fairly quickly.
But in general most people in trouble are folks just like you and I. Their car has simply quit running or they like to hitch hike. Try it sometimes. Just walk out to the main road, I know there is one near you. Then stand on the side of the road and stick out your arm with your right thumb straight up. Look at the oncoming cars as if to say give me a ride, please. It is fun, and when someone stops you will meet a stranger who can become your next friend.
My recent “pick ups” was a migrant farm worker, traveling with a lot of luggage and a large dog named Taz. Molly loved the companionship. I gave him a 250 mile ride. We camped together and became good friends. Another was a young mother carrying a baby, walking down the interstate. Why would a human past up such a scene. I don't know but many cars had done so. It was a very hot day and the first thing I did was offer her a cold drink. She had been walking for 30 minutes. She had just broken down without her cell phone. We called her husband at work and I waited with her at Arby's until he came. I was her angel for a while. My act of kindness made me feel so good and Molly licked my hand in her certain way.
I picked up a very large man and gave him a ride that took me about 30 miles out of my. He was an epileptic and help from people like me was his only means of transportation. Molly liked him.
But, just a while back I stopped to help this well dressed man, he walked up to the passenger side to get in, opened the door, and pause while Molly smelled him out. A side of Molly that I have never seen came out, she snarled and showed signs of aggression, hairs raised up on her back, it became apparent that the man was not going to enter without a fight.
I told him to close the door and back away from the bus. He did so and I drove away.
Long ago I became aware of the fact that Angels come in many shapes and forms. If I did not have Molly with me, God would have figured out some other way to warn me of the danger.
So the moral of this story; I will continue to stop and help out a stranger when it seems necessary.
Why it might just be you. And only you know if Molly will let you in.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

MAY BE A TALIBAN IF

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford

shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your

clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off

roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Road rage

Want to log off?

Kill Mode

You stupid, ignorant, arrogant, lame brain, no good, good for nothing, prehistoric puter, die, damn you, die.

Quilt of Holes

Quilt of Holes



As I faced my Maker at the last judgment, I knelt before the Lord along

With All the other souls.



Before each of us laid our lives like the squares of a quilt in many

piles; An angel sat before each of us sewing our quilt squares together into

a Tapestry that is our life.



But as my angel took each piece of cloth off the pile, I noticed how

Ragged And empty each of my squares was. They were filled with giant holes.

Each Square was labeled with a part of my life that had been difficult, the

Challenges and temptations I was faced with in every day life. I saw

Hardships that I endured, which were the largest holes of all.



I glanced around me. Nobody else had such squares. Other than a tiny

Hole Here and there, the other tapestries were filled with rich color and

The Bright hues of worldly fortune. I gazed upon my own life and was

Disheartened.



My angel was sewing the ragged pieces of cloth together, threadbare

And Empty, like binding air.



Finally the time came when each life was to be displayed, held up to

The Light, the scrutiny of truth. The others rose; each in turn, holding

Up Their tapestries . So filled their lives had been. My angel looked

Upon Me,and nodded for me to rise.



My gaze dropped to the ground in shame. I hadn't had all the earthly

Fortunes. I had love in my life, and laughter. But there had also been

Trials of illness, and wealth, and false accusations that took from me

My World, as I knew it. I had to start over many times. I often struggled

With The temptation to quit, only to somehow muster the strength to pick up

And Begin again. I spent many nights on my knees in prayer, asking for help

And Guidance in my life. I had often been held up to ridicule, which I

Endured Painfully, each time offering it up to the Father in hopes that I would

Not Melt within my skin beneath the judgmental gaze of those who unfairly

Judged Me.



And now, I had to face the truth. My life was what it was, and I had

To Accept it for what it was.



I rose and slowly lifted the combined squares of my life to the light.

An Awe-filled gasp filled the air. I gazed around at the others who stared

At Me with wide eyes.



Then, I looked upon the tapestry before me. Light flooded the many

Holes, creating an image, the face of Christ. Then our Lord stood before

me, With warmth and love in His eyes. He said, 'Every time you gave over

your Life to Me, it became My life, My hardships, and My struggles.



Each point of light in your life is when you stepped aside and let Me

Shine Through, until there was more of Me than there was of you.'



May all our quilts be threadbare and worn, allowing Christ to shine

Through!



God determines who walks into your life ...it's up to you to decide who

You Let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.'

Monday, July 6, 2009

Cole's Courting Service

 
Join our senior citizens dreaming for a date club-current number of members one.
So girls line up and sign up for the senior dream of your life or nightmare.
Gentleman Jim, is educated far beyond his intelligency.
Speaks Deep South southern drawl.
Retired with no income.
Dog has no bugs.
Likes scrambled eggs with toast and banner sausage.
Chews Levi Garrett.
Richard Petty and Dolphins Fan.
Loves the Opera and classic country but goes to sleep during concerts.
Perfers budwieser in long neck bottle, Whiskey from the bottle.
Smokes cheap cigars. Goes to church, but can't sing in the choir, voice too bad.
Jim is looking to hook up with some rich woman. Short, fat, pretty, ugly, none of that stuff don't matter
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Friend

Sometimes in life,
you find a special friend;

Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.

Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;

Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.

Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.

This is Forever Friendship.

This is the sacred RED
ROSE..

Sunday, July 5, 2009

America - Down 5

Just another example of the useless gov officials we have in office just now. I am for taring and feathering the lot of them, I just need someone to follow, if I had the money, I would ask you to follow me. But I have been asking for 1 million red blooded Americans with a little spine to meet me in DC, for the purpose of letting congress know who they work for, so far 1 has joined up. If you know someone with a set of balls forward this to them. Do not forward to Rush, Lou, Glenn ect. those people just talk, in my opinion they are not Americans.
http://kkofa.blogspot.com/

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Introducing Jesus

A day to celebrate and aspire!



Billy --

This weekend, our family will join millions of others in celebrating America. We will enjoy the glow of fireworks, the taste of barbeque, and the company of good friends. As we all celebrate this weekend, let's also remember the remarkable story that led to this day.

Two hundred and thirty-three years ago, our nation was born when a courageous group of patriots pledged their lives, fortunes, and sacred honor to the proposition that all of us were created equal.

Our country began as a unique experiment in liberty -- a bold, evolving quest to achieve a more perfect union. And in every generation, another courageous group of patriots has taken us one step closer to fully realizing the dream our founders enshrined on that great day.

Today, all Americans have a hard-fought birthright to a freedom which enables each of us, no matter our views or background, to help set our nation's course. America's greatness has always depended on her citizens embracing that freedom -- and fulfilling the duty that comes with it.

As free people, we must each take the challenges and opportunities that face this nation as our own. As long as some Americans still must struggle, none of us can be fully content. And as America comes ever closer to achieving the perfect Union our founders dreamed, that triumph -- that pride -- belongs to all of us.

So today is a day to reflect on our independence, and the sacrifice of our troops standing in harm's way to preserve and protect it. It is a day to celebrate all that America is. And today is a time to aspire toward all we can still become.

With very best wishes,

President Barack Obama

July 4th, 2009

Our founding fathers

I do love the 4th of July celebrations, and I for one think that we American working class of people, should set an example with our states congress person by publically humiliating them on this 4th. Oh yes, a politician would get the meaning of that. If I understand history correctly, even our first politicians were pretty corrupt, many had drinking problems as well as drug use. They had their secret societies and it is also true fact that prostitution, marijuana, whiskey and tobacco were a major industry among our first leaders.
It you think our early political leaders were much different than what we have today spend a little time on Google and research some of our Framers.

This Congress


For years, oil production has been largely banned in the Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Florida. In large part, that's because of concerns that a spill could devastate the state's tourism industry. But now, some elected officials seem willing to take another look at offshore drilling after years of opposition.
It would be a bold move for this congress to take action that would improve the lives of us citizens so don't hold your breath.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Mine is July 21 @ 1pm


Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker

So What?

Thursday, Jul 2nd, 2009 -- A lot of my world is hidden from the view of others now. Even if they believe they know what's going on, I realize how much I am keeping to myself these days. It's easy for me to offer up a thought or an emotion that's controversial enough to draw the attention away from a more significant issue that I'm not willing to discuss. There's no need to explain my actions to anyone today; I will bring up my deeper concerns in a few days when I am good and ready

Wednesday, July 1, 2009